Better than nothing

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open usually, so there's nothing impeding me in my mad rush to get ready in the morning.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
No, most of those cheap bastards are doing combined shampoo/conditioner now and I ain't having that.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
Isn't that what hotel rooms are for?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I have street signs that were given to me, I am sure the giver procured them legally.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Boy do I!

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I'm too lazy to even cut them out, I just pile up the ads from the paper and eventually recycle them without using the coupons.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Have you heard of bees? Well a herd of them is chasing me! (I will buy dinner for anyone who can ID where that comes from)

8. WHAT HAPPENED TO ..8?
It was attacked by a big bear

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
If I'm happy to be in them, yes.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who do not put their kids in goddamned car seats.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
They start out tucked in.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yeah, and I always do the 8-count even though I'm not a dancer or musician.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
The woods, the hills, the city streets. And a car wash once.

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music ?
I make my own music!

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes, I wish they were grape flavored.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Just the one, and I'm sure he appreciates that.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
HELL YEAH! Who doesn't love a carefully aged buttered/cheese/caramel combo?

18. What is your "Song of the week"?
I Hear the Bells by Mike Doughty. Again, dinner if you cal tell me what TV show I picked that out of (honor system, no internet searching).

19. Is it ok for guys to wear pink?
No, the world will obviously stop turning if guys wear pink.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Every night when I go to bed--god bless you adult swim!

21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
Nothing beats The Shining

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
IN the backyard of the mansion I would buy first.

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Cold and refreshing ice water.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
A cheeseburger.

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Any Asian, especially if it is delivered directly to my door.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. Oh wait, that is someone else in my house, but I still love him anyway.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Tim of course, but it is only noon...

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Briefly, just so I could get into the camp. I got the hell out before they started pushing those cookies.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Sure, if someone wanted to see it (and pay for it of course).

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Do thank you notes count? If so, then I'll say hopefully soon (I promise the hike thank yous will eventually arrive--maybe in time for Xmas!)

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Sure, I just go to Jiffy Lube and it happens like magic. I don't even have to get out of the car!

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
If it is off my DMV record do I still have to admit it?

33. Ran out of gas?
No, but I've had long involved conversations with my car about why it has to go just a few more miles...and it always listens!

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
Breakfast

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Sandwich

36. What is your usual bedtime?
10:30, just in time for Futurama

37. Are you lazy?
Never! Especially not when it comes to blogging.

38. When you were a kid what did you dress up as for halloween?
Usually whatever my sister was a few years earlier.

39. WHAT HAPPEND TO ..39?
It was attacked by a swarm of bees.

40. How many languages can you speak?
I can speak a ton, if you count verbalizing a single word.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
God yes. www.freebizmag.com

42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln Logs, I'd love to live in a cabin. How many sets do you think I need for 1000+ sq feet of living space?

43. Are you stubborn?
When necessary

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Letterman

45. Ever watch soap operas?
BBC soaps are the best, I so want to be a Footballer's Wife!

46. Afraid of heights?
Sometimes.

47. Sing in the car?
Better there than in public.

48. Dance in the shower?
Hello safety hazard. But yes.

49. Dance in the car?
Sure, I love seat dancing, even at clubs.

50. Ever used a gun?
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. And I've shot assorted other non-living things just for practice.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Good lord...my sister's wedding in 1998 maybe? And def in three weeks at Julia's wedding.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, and that is why they are fnatastic.

53. Is christmas stressful?
Maybe if you're an elf.

54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Of course, they have them at TRADER JOE'S!

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Homemade

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Ice cream woman, cruise ship captain

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes, but I don't believe in most of the "Haunted" TV shows.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yep, it's one of my favorite feelings in the world!

59. Take a vitamin daily?
Take it where?

60. Wear slippers?
Bear slippers, when I was like 10.

61. Wear a bath robe?
I wish I could wear one all the time

62. What do you wear to bed?
A smile

63. First concert?
Aerosmith, and it ROCKED

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Oh please, is there any question?

65. Nike or Adidas?
Puma

66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts in stir fry, sunflower seeds in salads.

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
Lunch room staple at Valley View Elementary, and I developed my own recipe for hiking.

69. Ever take dance lessons?
Taken: yes. Been successful with: no.

70.Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I dream of marrying an SAP analyst.

71. Can you curl your tongue?
No! Those irons burn like crazy!

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No, but I did attend the Scripps National Spelling Bee (as staged for the movie Bee Season)

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.

74. Own any record albums?
A coworker gave me Liberace's Greatest Hits. Let me know if you want me to make you a tape on my hi-fi.

75. Own a record player?
Now what would I do with that hunk of junk?

76. Regularly burn incense?
What am I, a fucking hippie?

77.Ever been in love?
Have and am!

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Shelley

79. What was your last concert you saw?
Dave Matthews Band--what am I, a fucking hippie?

80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Cold and sweet

81.Tea or coffee?
Either one works as a vehicle for cream and sugar.

82.Favorite kind of cookie?
Homemade

83.Can you swim well?
I can avoid drowning for hours on end, but I'm not good with the actual strokes and whatnot.

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Dude, people can't?

85. Are you patient?
And kind, and good to bunnies.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both?

87.Ever won a contest?
Why yes I have. I was the first grade standing long jump champ at Valley View Elementary. Must have been all the gorp.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Haven't but wouldn't rule it out in the case of a disfiguring accident.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
Whichever are not on my plate.

90.Can you knit or crochet?
I don't see what's stopping me.

91. Best room for a fireplace?
One with a chimney.

92. Do you want to get married?
I will if Tim can talk me into it.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
4 years (don't tell Tim).

94. Who was your HS crush?
Good lord, isn't the point of high school to change your crush from week to week? I'd need another 100 lines for that.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No, there are much subtler ways to manipulate people haha.

96. Do you have kids?
4 (don't tell Tim).

97. Do you want kids?
Yep, can't wait, but I'm in no rush.

98. Whats your favorite color?
Breaking news! My favorite color has officially been changed to green! Please update your records to reflect that blue is no longer the correct answer.

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss all of my favorite people whenever we are apart.

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
The parking lot attendant, because that will mean I'm going home!