Tagless MY ASS!

Am I the only one who hates all of these new "tag free for added comfort" t-shirts? My problem is basically that they are full of shit. I've found that the shirts (from a variety of fine retailers such as Old Navy, Target, and Mervyn's) are not so much "tag free" as they are "tag in a different and more annoying place." The new spot seems to be on a side seam, perfectly positioned to tickle you all day long, which is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.

Was the good old nape of the neck tag really such a problem? I mean sure, sometimes it would stick out, but was that really so embarrassing? I suppose the age old debate of form vs. function has reared its ugly head again. At any rate, I declare shenanigans.