ORANGE ALERT!

Attention readers: please be aware that today is the first day of the season of delight--PUMPKIN SPICE delight that is! Proceed immediately to your nearest Starbucks and treat yourself to an unbeatable taste sensation. I don't care if you like pumpkin or not (in fact there is no discernable pumpkin taste, just a medley of deliciousness), it is your duty to help me make this beverage so successful that they carry it year round. But don't take one of those lame ass printouts for a free iced beverage, which is apparently a hoax of some sort. I was told that only originals are valid, though it clearly states that you should "print and present this email" so if you were in the mood to argue you could probably get them to put out. I was so dazzled by the anticipation of my pumpkin spice pleasure that I couldn't read the small print until I returned to the office, but I assure you this drink is worth every penny. Now GO!