Funny for Friday
Two snowmen were standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"
Q: What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree onto your head, you would die?
A: A pool table.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
A: Because he was a fun-gi!
Q: What did the guy with 2 left feet buy?
A: Flip-flips.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo Drizzle.
What are your favorite lame jokes? A fabulous prize for the best one! Which will be determined very scientifically, by me.
posted by Beverly @ 10:48 AM
6 Comments:
At 10:58 AM,
Akasha said…
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
This one is my favorite..
At 1:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
What is the scariest plant???
Bam BOO!!!!
- better when told live.
At 2:02 AM,
el walto said…
Ha ha... those jokes are funny :)
The only lame joke I can remember went something like this:
If you're Chinese in the kitchen, Canadian in the bedroom, and Brazilian in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
At 2:25 PM,
Merima said…
oh boy my favorite is the "fo drizzle" fo shizzle! but here is a lame joke:
one rooster says to the other, "hey , lets go to the supermarket" and the other asks "Why?"
"to look at the naked chicks!!!"
At 1:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
HAHA- Ioved your joke Krissy! ♥H
At 9:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
A Scotsman, Irishman and Englishman are stuck in the desert when a genie appears.
The Genie says, "I will give you each one wish. What do you want, Irishman?"
"Water", the Irishman said. And he lives.
The Genie went on to the Scotsman. "What is your wish?"
The Scotsman replied, "Food." He is granted food and lives.
"And what can I get for the incy Englishman?"
"A car door", the Englishman said.
"Why on Earth do you want a car door?", the Genie asked.
"So that I can wind down the window if I get too hot."
He dies.
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