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To be a good blogger I need to have like bits, right? And then I can categorize my entries and you can search the archives very efficiently. Well, I'll file this one under:

RANTS!!

IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO GET A BAGEL ORDER RIGHT? Apparently it is. I work at one of the preeminent universities in the world, so one would assume that the kids who work at the Noah's here are students, and therefore some of the brightest minds in the country, right? WRONG.

What can you really do to screw up a bagel, you ask? Let's see, you can forget to toast it, you can burn it, you can forget the cream cheese (even though I just told you that the pumpkin cream cheese is the only reason I come in), you can give me the wrong fucking type of bagel, you can cut it all unevenly, you can not cut it all, and you know what I bet there are at least six other things those idiots could come up with just to annoy me. And it takes them about 15 minutes to get this incorrect order together, goddamn it anyway!

But seriously people, the pumpkin cheesecake cream cheese is worth whatever they throw at you. Go now. Just check your fucking order before you leave.